titles in front of my name:

newbie gladius... bad name.
peasant gladius... stupid name.
squire gladius... better name but still stupid.
page gladius... dumb.
knight gladius... okay.
royal knight gladius. hmm... ownage.
knight commander gladius. its a higher rank, but its not a better name.
royal guard gladius... okay.
monarch gladius. yeah, id like to be king.
demigold gladius... things are starting to get more ownage...
DIETY gladius. i like that! im totally godlike, so i deserve that title.