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One day Bush looking out the oval office window and says "im going to find osama myself this is embarrasing". He calls the secret service and tells them to send a machine gun to pakistan and informs them that he will pick it up just out side the airport. The presdent hops into a cab and bush tells the cabbie im going to Pakistan, take me to the airport.,. the cabbie turns around and says yes sir. Immediately the president calls the secret service on his cell phone. "come quick i just found Osama!" The cabbie turns around and says "Oh no sir Osama is my twin brother!".